YDH's Journal

The Very Personal Check
My friend Erin owed me $25 for me for fronting her when she didn't have cash a week ago. She insisted that she pay me back, but once again had no cash but did have her checkbook. I told her to just pay me whenever she had cash since I hate checks, but she insisted. So she makes out a check, and hands it to me.

I didn't really look at the check until she left. It was a normal check until I looked at the bottom left. Being quite the prankster, on the FOR:_________ line, she wrote "Anal Sex!!"

I had a good laugh until I realized that I would have to cash this at a bank. Well, the prank was good, and I had to follow through. A few days later, I enter the bank, and spot a decently attractive female teller. I decided that she will be the one to cash this check for me. I fill out a deposit slip, and give the check to her, and she looks at it, and doesn't react at all! No-sold! She slides it back to me and says, "you forgot to sign the back."

I reply, "oh, wow, I'm glad that not signing the back of the check offended you more than the memo line of the check!"

She says, "What?" and takes another look at the check. Yep, she missed it the first time. She didn't this time. Her face turned beet red in a matter of seconds. I couldn't tell if you was offended or embarrassed, so I continued. I informed her that since there were not one, but two exclamation points after the words "ANAL SEX", it means that it was really good. She just starts laughing, and says, "I love it." Naturally, I ask if she was referring to the prank or anal sex, to which she replied, "Yes."

Someone write me a check. I'm going back.

-YDH

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